OK, I think Google is getting too much attention these days:

Jasmin will keep you busy setting digital controls that allow you to adjust the temperature of the water, water pressure, and the gender-appropriate direction of the water. As a finishing touch Jasmin provides air drying — adjustable to three temperatures. There's a special massage feature, which decorum prevents us from describing, plus deodorizing and a self-closing, hydraulic seat that can be adjusted to your preferred heat setting. Whew. Even among those, uh, whiz kids at Google, there's been a learning curve, Page said. One issue for those taking a break from googling has been that Google's black bathroom stalls absorb infrared light, confusing Jasmin on when to stop doing what Jasmin does. But it's the buttons indicating the gender of Jasmin's user — crucial information for determining the direction of the water stream — that has been a real problem. A small ponytail is added to one icon so users can let Jasmin know. Of course — particularly in the tech world, and in the Bay Area — the ponytail is no longer gender specific. And hitting the wrong button has its consequences. "That can be quite a surprise," Page noted. For now, Toilet 2.0 is only available to those flush with cash. The most popular model starts at $1,200.