1. See there are such hype and desire towards this now "gmail" thing, I would use my newly acquired gmail account to share some insights into the wonderful world of gmail. I wouldn't fill the 1gb any time soon anyway, so, why not share the account with some people who want it so much? It's hurting to hear about the existence of sites like this http://givemegmail.blogspot.com/ I'll just help these poor people, rotate the ownership of the account everyday or something. Have I won yet? =)

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by meitsjustme

2. i would use gmail
to send myself email
like postcards from france
and learn how to dance
using audio tracks
in urls of lost wax
such as rare bossanova
and crimson and clova
if i need to recall
things events and what all
i could use it for this
and seal with a kiss
my nick would be purrcat
at gmail and all that

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by rb

3. If I were given a Gmail account, I would try to sell it on eBay. I might get enough money to buy a pack of gum. But after PayPal fees, probably not.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Dan Bock

4. i wish she were free
so that all could be
in the club with me
tending to gmail pastures

you see i have one
with which to have fun
you see how i so run
with glee through the forest

why do they torture us so?
why must we always show
some proof that we do know
somebody cool, somebody welcome?

will i be avoided
ridiculed
for presenting so simple a request
though i already have one?

please please please
consider for a moment my motives
surely he who already has gives
in an effort only to please

what more is there on this simple earth
than to declare our worth?
i shall tell you anonymous friend
we're given love that love we lend!

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Justin

5. Obviously the best thing to do with gmail is to implement an abstraction layer over a group of gmail accounts that will form a storage area network. This would provide a web-accessible massive storage space that could be used to service the Mother of All Databases. Volunteers that allow their gmail accounts to be used to construct the Gmail Storage Matrix will reap the benefits of being pioneers in free storage space for all.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Israel

6. I want a gmail account because i'm sick and tired of my friends telling me, "I couldn't send you this half-a-gig e-mail... It keeps returning the e-mail saying that you were over your mailbox capacity again" My friends are starting to think I'm not capabale of cleaning my Inbox out.

This is why I desperately need a gmail account - come on, save me some embarrasement.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Jonathan

7. SBM in search of that special connection!!

I have spent many a lonely nights searching for that special someone; to call my GMAIL account. I like... LOVE... them healthy and HUGE... about 1G large, or bigger! ... more for me to shower my love with! You should be dedicated... only wanting to discuss what interests me, and no gibberish SPAM!
I will love you as you are, and will give you my undivided attention! I promise to attend to you often, clean out your junk and promise to stuff your box regularly... INBOX that is!!
Will you be my GMAIL?

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Lasith Lansakara

8. Well I'd start by adding a dog run porch and breeze way/car port. I'd hire an interior designer to do the living area and upstairs bathroom in a faux post apocalytic , neo-modern asthetic. This basically means the Eames toilet and lots of exposed pipes and cables. Eventually I'd have enough cash from renting the basement to a kindly Yugoslavian family to tile the annex of the left wing floors and have a obseravatory/herbarium in the attic.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Chris Topinka

9. apocalyptic

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Chris Topinka

10. aesthetic

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Chris Topinka

11. I really want a Gmail account. All of my friends have them, but I've never been invited. They make fun of me all the time because of it. Once I was even beaten up by a kid at school who laughed at me because I didn't have a Gmail account. I'm afraid that if I don't get one now, I'll have to get nanobot18912hyuifh329@gmail.com, if I even last that long. I think I might die from despair before then. It's just so sad.

Please send the invite to my current address, nanobot@gmail.com. Thanks.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by David Hammond

12. I want a Gmail account so I can be a nice person (>:o) and send invites to all of my real friends. Then I would go around random sites making fun of people because they don't have one. I also want it so I can send pictures to my dying grandmothers in France. This Gmail thing gotten me on stress, too! I mean, nowadays I can't poop normally because I think about all the people with all that STORAGE! Please help me poop!

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by John

13. I got my gmail for free. All I did was write the company and ask for it. And the sent me an invite.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Cate

14. I am requesting a Gmail account because my yahoo account is unable to keep up with the amount of spam I receive daily! It tells me my mailbox is full- of Spam. My real mail is getting bumped in the process! Frankly, I need more space, just to accomodate all that Spam. You know, this country was founded upon the Profit Motive, and far be it from me to condem advertaising, which is, after all, geared to support it in rich style, but honestly... 250+ pieces of spam per day??
Please send me a Gmail account, I would love to know if I have any actual email and a new larger account would be the only way to find out.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Susan Averre

15. Goodness Gracious those Gmail accounts are Great.
Gosh the Goodness of GettinG one would be GratifyinG.
Great would be my Gratitude for GettinG a GreetinG that
Gets me a GiGabyte of Gmail inGenuity.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by toby

16. I would use GMail to write funny stories
Send them out (especially to sororities)
Maybe then I could get a date
So far I've had no luck with fate

You see the written word can be quite charming;
Full frontal approaches can be quite alarming.
Smooth and subtle are the only way
For one lonely man to finally get a lay.

But I digress, it is time to reveal
The rest of my plan and see how you feel.
Once I have success and know what's good
I'll sell my stores and get the money I should.

I’ll Start my own dating business and achieve much success
And every GMail member will be my personal guest.
So for every lonely heart who thinks they're da' bomb
Remember the name: PerfectPoetry@GMail.com

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Ryan Geiger

17. Last night I was reading in my dictionary trying to find words to describe you. And I found one. You now what it is?

It's unique.

This means to me:
You're the only one of its kind, having no like or parallel. There is no other like you. You are the only one!

Give me my G precious!

P.S. If this litlle speach doesn't work, I will travel barefoot to the Pope and pray for forgivness and pray for my Gmail.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Kristijan Matic

18. Last night I was thumbing through my dictionary trying to find words to describe you. And I found one. You now what it is?

It's unique.

This means to me:
You're the only one of its kind, having no like or parallel. There is no other like you. You are the only one!

Give me my G precious!

P.S. If this little speach won't work, I will travel barefoot to the Pope and pray for forgivness and pray for my Gmail. Don't let me do this!!!

Your Special K from Germany

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Kristijan Matic

19. I'll sign up every offer available on the net and get loads of spam. I'll send all the invites to myself and sign up for more mails. I'll have the world's largest spam archive. Then let google keep all my mails. It will help them to improve their spam filter. Then they'll recognize my good deeds and will hire me in their firm. Then slowly i'll make my way up through the company. Then someday i'll be chief of google and on that day i'll make this "Unofficial Google Weblog" "Official".

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Prashant Yelsangi

20. One Taj Mahal, good condition, one previous owner. This property houses a cat that is reluctant to leave, so one animal lover is a must. The delivery on this item will be £11.50, by registered air mail.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Tim Brookes