21. hey dude...u give me one GMAIL...ill give you 50 hotmails. in 3 months u'll have 12.5 times the space u gave me...see im being so nice to u and u still not giving me one GMAIL account :(( . wat u say ?? :->

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by narayanan

22. Essentially I need a gmail account to co-ordinate the systematic cleansing of the world from clowns. I can keep a comprehensive archive of clown mugshots at my disposal wherever I go via phone or pda. Together with googles blogging services we have the perfect tool for today’s cutting edge clown’sassin.
Just imagine the potential, being able to access gmail from a phone or pda anywhere and track these freaks down, put them down and make sure they stay down. Once a contract is completed it can then be documented in a blog entry for posterity.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by nemof

23. hmm.. let me see.. Yes! First of all, i would tell all my friends that I got g-mail :D Then they will start offering me money to invite them to use g-mail, but ofcourse, I will be such a good friend and not invite them :) Then they will just start saying that im a bad friend, they hate me, etc.. And after 2 months, i will invite 1 of them, and ofcourse, i will pick the one that gives me the most money :D

A wave of mails
sent back to time
to rescue those with no mail
the mails reaches its destination
but, there are no one there
so they travel further back into time
and suddenly.. they reached a black hole
they couldn't escape
they were trapped..
after a long long time
someone came to rescue them
they called themselves for g-mail
g-mail stored all of the mails into 1 single account
this account became the king of all accounts
and this account, is mine!

f_standahl@hotmail.com is my current mail

Sincerely
Fredrik

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by OrPhe0

24. I will use my gmail to create more gmail accounts. I will send invites to myself. Again. Again. Again. What happens finally - i will own a huge number of gmail accounts - What does tat give me - Even bigger space on net. Which google is not gonna like? I will hold all accounts to ransom. And get a 50 percent share in google. Or watever they can give me- a job at google? even cooler.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by krishna

25. as an early adopter of e-mail, and coming from technology background, with most widely used mailserver and the related packages, qmail-openldap-javamail-jndi, i'm having the quriosity on G-mail and would like to have an account.

TIA

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by sunil

26. I'll give it to my girl friend, next month is her birthday
pleaseeeeeeee.....
pleaseeeeeeee.....
pleaseeeeeeee.....
pleaseeeeeeee.....
pleaseeeeeeee.....
pleaseeeeeeee..... give me Gmail

GREAT THANX

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by pacare

27. FROM: Mr. Ben Ahore
Central Bank of Nigeria
Lagos, Nigeria

TO: Henk Poley

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently have a Gmail adress.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.

Please call me at your earliest convenience. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly, etc.

Ben Ahore

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Henk Poley

28. Ever since Google happened to be.. grandad has been saying.. 'girl, I can't wait until they come out with some type of really cool email account. I would always say, 'ganda, (pronounced ghandi, cause he is frail and a peacemaker!) one day... one day... your dream will come true. I believe in Google, Ganda.' So for my Ganda, pronounced Ghandi, with lots of love I am searching for him a gmail account. So if you could find it in your heart to send me an invite for my ganda. I will be forever linked to you with my heart.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Anna

29. The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; worship without sacrifice and life without GMail..........

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Shafeeq

30. I just wish it was easier for the government to compile a relational database of people and there habits. Once the government has this information at there disposal they would be able to stop any form of protest including any political uprisings.

Im not in any way inclined to favor any minority group.

I Say Just Kill Everyone.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Richie

31. If I had Gmail, I would probably dance around my house in my underwear, and then rub it in other people's faces at school.

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Aamir

32. Ever since GMAIL came to be I've been bugging every1 I know (and even people who I don't know) to send me an invite. This blog, my humble sir, is just another site I'm visiting to try to plead for an invite. I'm being very frank right now, SO don't feel bad for me not visiting your blog any time before this. Anyhow, by sending me a *much wanted* invite I'd finally get some sleep, some family-time, clean the house a bit, mow the lawn, and so on...

where the funny part, you ask? Well... not exactly funny... kinda tense, to tell the truth. I promised my wife that, uhm, *blush*, some things would have to wait, till I had a GMAIL account... For a while now I've been trying to explain to her that I need an invite and that a simple registration would not do...

anyhow.... her patience has run out, and as of this moment she's banging on the door of my office with, what seems to be, a hammer...

YES, a HAMMER! Good Lord... not to mention the fact that she's woke up almost half of the neighborhood (here in Brazil it's almost 1 am).... she's already broken my gamecube, tore apart my home theater, gave my palm to the DOG!!! (ooooh.. . goodbye friend! :( ), scratched my land-rover, cracked my *imported!* baseball bat, and other things which I won't mention at this moment...

HEEEELP!! Hurry up and send me an INVITE... I really don't know how much longer the door can hold out!

marcus (sleepless in Brazil)
socorridoPorUmAmigo@gmail.com (that, translated from PT-BR to US-EN is something like "helped by a friend")

BTW: I swear that, from this day on, I'll visit your blog!!!! :)

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Marcus (sleepless in Brazil)

33. So, who wins??.... do tell us!!

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Lasith Lansakara

34. Hi there,my name is Chris Cheang,21years old.A Malaysian;i taking Animation(Multimedia Creative).The name 'dream_studio' come from my sixthsense when lecturer ask for...So i hope i can get also an email address like this : dream_studio@gmail.com

Many people ask why u use dream_studio??So how u think about it??A studio that can make ur dream more colourful.....Y Gmail??I can keep all the world dreams in my studio than make it come true with Gmail...

Thanks!!Best Regards!!
Chris Cheang

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Chris Cheang

35. I want to live in 1GB place with my sticky socks, valuable things which my parents consider as garbage, and some secret things (which I don’t need to hide from them).
It will be the place where any of my friends will be allowed to arrive at any time with any number of his friend for unlimited time period but can be deleted immediately as I wish it should be. A place which I could consider as my place where the only existent dynamic thing will be thoughts. Where I could feed my thoughts and place them secure.

Thanks and Regards

Makarand Pawagi

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Makarand Pawagi

36. Am I too late??? I think so but hey just for kicks....Imagine if you will:

Geek's night out,
So I'm out at the latest startreck convention and I'm looking for that special woman. You know with coke bottle glasses and an IQ of (dare I say) 125....Umm So I hitch up my pants...pop my suspenders and mosey on over. Hey baby nice klingon ears....maybe we can get together and scan one anothers harddrives for virus...Here's my email add..enigmatic1@gmail.com "Oh wow you have a gmail account?? You must be part of the most elite!!!" *turns arount to the camra and winks* Yeah baby you know this...so email me sometime and we can get together and defrag sometime :-)...that's what I'd do

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Gabriel

37. If anybody _REALLY_ wants Gmail there's a site that now sells invites for $3. Thats where I got mine:
http://gmail.head-nod.com/

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Neil

38. We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!

ahhahahahahahahhah

We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!
We all got stumped! This is a joke!

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Stumped....

39. plz send me an invitation for g mail thanx
bye

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by zishan

40. Please, please, pleae send me a gmail account! I have two main reasons: my husband, the software developer, might actually be genuinely impressed that I found something so cool, and as a mother of three kids under three, all my friends are having babies and constantly sending me photos of their new rugrats. My lame-o hotmail account is always needing culling. I have many mommy friends to convert to gmail, as well. Thanks for making such a great product available for free !!

Posted at 4:40AM on Dec 19th 2005 by Ada Miller